Tonto oh Tonto, whatever shall our social feeds be like without your endless misadventures?
So over the weekend her royal ‘highness’ Tonto was in London for her birthday bash from which she made an appearance at Iyanya’s Kukere concert and before we could say poko, Tonto was down on all fours with her bossoms struggling to share the spotlight with her. Now of what significance is this? If you haven’t already made the connection, allow us refresh your memory…
October 17, 2012: Tonto releases 2 singles ‘High’ and ‘Itz Ova’ to much public ridicule and fanfare
October 17, 2012: Burna Boy tweets disgust at said singles. In his words: “God punish all of you who disrespect the name of music by releasing d noisy wackness being released these days. Death is d least yu deserve”
October 21, 2012: Burna Boy, for no discernible reason falls on stage smack in the middle of his performance at the Hip Hop World Awards
Few hours after Hip Hop World Awards: Tonto Dike haven waited to get her pound of flesh over Burna Boy’s earlier comments tweets the following: “Gud Mrng Loverz*May all ur problemz b blinded wit dark shadez n Fall off their STAGE LiKE BURNABOY*IJN***#POKO#”….Hehehehhehe itz Karma baby*D Naughty Lady beautiful…….”
June 9, 2013……and 9 months later Tonto takes a fall of her own in the full glare of adoring fans in obodo oyinbo for that matter.
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